i'm not pretentious

The Heist

no but really, if you haven’t listened to this album yet, please do so. there are only a couple songs of the 15 that i can say i’m not a fan of, but it isn’t a dislike as it is finding them lackluster compared to most of the album.

“Enjoy music. Buy here: http://macklemoremerch.myshopify.com/products/the-heist Or here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-heist-deluxe-edition/id56009765…”

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geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

bop it

pull it

twist it

harder

better

faster

stronger

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

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annasaur:

roboboners:

miserability:

what the fuck

if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead

what did i just watch? OMG.

no but really what the fuck was that? lmao

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letloosethekraken:

Truer words have never been spoken.

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rochejii:

I DREW A WEEPINDASH TO MAKE MYSELF FEEL BETTER

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pleatedjeans:

had to do a return today.

that’s my zipcode when i live at home, actually.

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REBLOG IF ITS OKAY IF I PUT SOMETHING FUCKING WEIRD AS FUCK IN YOUR INBOX

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theamericankid:

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

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circeking:

Do you have any idea how fucking pissed off I was about this?! Merida is what, 13? And they SEXUALIZED her. They have her curves and a bigger bust and of course her hair goes from wild to “slightly wild sexy curls”. Thank you Disney. If you wanted to change a Disney princess maybe you could’ve made Jasmine more middle-eastern and give her some clothes that reflect her status as a princess

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